"Bonjour, Monsieur Pussy Cat"

I'm less than meets the eyes
I've got more to say than think
I'm coming straight for your heart
And I've got a pocket full of posies.

Twitter: @TheNazzer
Facebook: /TheNazzer
Jan 21 '12
kickschicksandpornoflix: stayfresssh: O.o yes please! (via imgTumble)

kickschicksandpornoflix:

stayfresssh:

O.o yes please!

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Jan 18 '12

A list of things better than SOPA.

asterismal:

  • Listening to Nickelback nonstop.
  • Participating in a Rebecca Black music video.
  • Wearing crocs for the rest of my life.
  • Being forced to watch Nicholas Cage movies.
  • Having gravel in my underwear.
  • Eating strictly tofu for a year.
  • Socks and sandals.
  • Being glued to a toilet seat.
  • Swimming in a pool of wet llama hair.
  • EVERYTHING.
    • 

You forgot porn..

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Jan 16 '12

accio-fireb0lt:

lol only in florida can you go to the beach in the middle of december

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Jan 16 '12
sprsdclothing: Lets goooooooo PATRIOTS!

sprsdclothing:

Lets goooooooo PATRIOTS!

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Jan 16 '12

Where are all the bitches that are DTF?

Jan 16 '12

Nobody answered my texts

I’m not loved anymore…

Jan 16 '12

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Jan 16 '12

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Jan 16 '12

Anonymous asked:

Your so horny, you'll do anything to get these pussy wet

I read this about 15 times and sat here for about 6 minutes trying to figure out what this meant and how I should reply to it. I’m sorry but the best answer I could give you is Apples.

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Jan 12 '12

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